Sam is a professional assassin and part time sushi chef, but in his spare time he loves to make films. Please watch them, because otherwise he'll cut your head off and turn you into a fresh sushi roll. Seriously.
Raph von Blumenthal Co-founder / Actor
This German-born heart-throb loves to act, and loves to party. In fact, just the other day I saw him prancing about on a stage in front of an army of brownshirts, chanting "We love the party! We love the Nazi Party!".. Wait, what?
Jim Moore Actor / Wiseguy
Jim is an elusive creature. He's been known to live everywhere from England to Japan to the bottom of a rainbow. He speaks over 10,000 languages, with the sole aim of being able to tell you in no uncertain terms: "Fuck the hell off!"
Pete Livermore Actor / Sex-symbol
When Pete started his Illimms career he was typically typecast in wacky hippy roles due to his luscious long hair, but he soon gave himself a make-over and emerged a dashing young stud who can charm the pants off your grandma.
Sam Jeffery Actor / Lout
Sam Jeffery, or "Jeff" as his friends call him, is highly superior to almost everyone around him, with the notable exceptions of The Three Ronnies (Barker, Corbert and Irani) and of course the very handsome Mr Jens Lehmann.
Alex Greenberg Actor / Aspiring Writer
If you ever encounter Greenberg, be wary. He may appear docile, but his heart is a fiery black. He'll kill a man before breakfast without so much as blinking an eye. Unless he wants to. Yeah, then he'll blink all he likes. You got that, punk?
