The following scripts were never produced into finished movies. If you're interested in finishing and shooting one of them, feel free! Just give us the appropriate writing credits, and send us a copy! Hank Comedy Short Film Why was it never produced? We just never got around to it. Damn shame, really. Plus, it's probably a bit too similar to "My Name is Earl" at this point. Maybe. Read the script (Third draft) La Dance de L'Amour Comedy Short Film Why was it never produced? No good reason, we just never got around to it. Again, a shame, since we liked this one. Read the script (First draft) Paradise Lost: The Musical Animated Musical Comedy Why was it never produced? Sam wrote it while studying "Paradise Lost" at school. The course finished, and the project died. Plus, he hates animating and composing music. Read the script (Unfinished first draft) Rich Girls Are The Best Satirical Comedy Short Why was it never produced? Written for Sam to make with Anna Hornby, but abandoned once he had the idea for a twisted little rom-com called "Dear Diary". Read the script (Second draft) A Brief History of Cinema Comedy Short Film Why was it never produced? Sam forgot he started writing it until it was re-discovered just now while we were creating this section of the site. Read the script (Unfinished first draft) All The President's Men Sitcom Spoof Why was it never produced? It wasn't funny enough to sustain a whole short film; barely even a short sketch. Read the script (Basic first draft) LOST Spoof of the hit TV show Why was it never produced? We very quickly realised there would be lots of "LOST" spoofs done by people better at them than us in time. It wasn't our place to do it. Read the script (Unfinished first draft) Pop Culture Spoofy Comedy Short Why was it never produced? It wasn't funny. It wasn't original. It wasn't clever. Basically, it just wasn't "us". Plain and simple. Read the script (First draft) Narcs. Drug/gangster movie Why was it never produced? This was just a bad idea from the very start. Bad story, bad characters. Robert McKee would be rolling in his grave reading this, if he were dead. Read the script (Third draft) The Untitled Horror Project Comedy-horror movie Why was it never produced? This movie was written for the sake of cool shots and editing rather than for having a decent story or characters, so inevitably, it was shit-canned. Read the script (Shooting script) .Splice Crime-gangster movie Why was it never produced? We could never get the whole cast and crew together for long enough to shoot the thing. Then we turned 15 and moved on to other projects. Read the script (Shooting script) Who Are These Children And Why Are They Calling Me Dad? Comedy Short Film Why was it never produced? No good reason. It was our 2nd film ever, aged 13-ish, and was due to star Bobby Marrone. Read the script (Unfinished first draft)

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