We're here to talk to you today
About a sensitive issue,
Turn off that motherfucking light-switch!
And recycle that tissue!
Now listen up.. [pause]
'Cos the topic's GLOBAL WARMING!
Shut your motherfucking trap!
It's not boring!
So stop yawning!
We've got a serious.. (SERIOUS!)
..message for the youth!
It's time to step up and face
An Inconvenient Truth!
So in the words of Al Gore,
The 54 year old whore,
"You'd better watch your fuel consumption
Or I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Climate Change! [pause]
Is coming up on the agenda
(Fuckin') Raping Mother Earth
In all her glorious splendor!
It's disgusting! [pause]
But you can help if you comply..
Don't flush the toilet (it's a waste!)
Don't leave appliances on stand-by!
Global. Warming.
Global-Global Warming.
Global. Warming.
Global-Global Warming.
The Lebanese! [pause]
Are conserving energy
By flying bombs instead of planes
Into Israeli territory
The Japanese! [pause]
Are pushing forward Kyoto
Welcoming environmentalism
With a "Hello Moto!"
So just think! [beat]
About the motherfucking children!
Carry on the way we're going
And we're surely going to kill them!
But you can make a difference
Yeah, I'm telling you dude!
If you start thinking 'bout the globe,
And change your fucking attitude
By Sam Baron & Raph von Blumenthal
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