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Come sit sit, letÕs talk for a minute
I thought I had a girl, but her heartÕs not innit
5Õ5 tall and 24 wide
I thought this girl was gonna be my double D bride
with a great mind, and a booty that I would grind
Said sheÕd love me long-time, but life is unkind
Get home and I find her fine behind
Packing up her shit, shortyÕs moving outta mine
So thatÕs me, and sheÕs a heart-break factory
Production running smoothly, look at how she used me
Need someone to sooth me
Listen to me!
ThereÕs plenty more fish in the sea
How bout a yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass Š
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp
So many fish...
But I donÕt like fish....
I prefer women, to fish
On my sexual dish Š IÕd pick a woman if I had one wish
Cos fish, they taste delicious, but theyÕre covered in scales
And in bed, you feel enormous cos theyÕre tiny as hell
But thatÕs a good thing! DonÕt you wanna feel buff ting?
Switching down the lighting, start de-scaling
Disgusting - NO! Brother, open your eyes
A naked fish is flipping sexy, irrespective of size
ItÕs convincing - now you gone and got me dreaming
IÕd love to love a lobster, screaming like sheÕs steaming
WOAH! Now thatÕs a violation
Nobody in the nationÕs Ōa tap a crustation
But Š I donÕt get it Š what you saying to me?
ThereÕs plenty more FISH in the sea!
We talking yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass Š
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp
So many fish...
And I think I like fish....
[instrumental]
Boys - Come come, gather round
ItÕs time to make a compromise, found between ground
And sea - lives a hybrid lady
Surf-n-turf totty gone drive you crazy
Describe it to me!
Cos we donÕt understand!
SheÕs a mighty fine fish but she swims with her hands
SheÕs a mixed-race woman, half-girl half-fish
Making love in the ocean, On the move, Swish Swish
She sounds like the ideal woman for me
And me!
SO FORGET THE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.
By Sam Baron & Jack Miller
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