THE EVOLUTION OF MAN Sperm Egg Mix it in a bowl (Foetus!) Gestate Gestate 9 Months Gestation! Birth canal! (Tearing!) Blood on the doctor! Baby! Baby! Quick! Take a picture! Vomit! Dogshit! The dog's having a baby! London Buses! Two for one! Baby gets a discount! Baby's hungry! Nipple out! Suckatit! Horny dad! Mummy Daddy fucking with the baby in the bed-room! First word! Walking! Baby is a toddler! Shits his pants! Eats a worm! Bogs it on his jumper! Pre-school! Day-care! Teacher is a paedophile! Cops come! Change school! Policeman is a paedophile! Whoopsy! Now he's ten! Looking for a girlfriend! First kiss! Boner pants! Whatalota use it is! Puberty! Puberty! Fucking with a teddy bear! Hormones! Hairy nuts! Masturbating anywhere! YouPorn! RedTube! Stealing daddy's credit card! [YOUR REGISTRATION IS INVALID. THIS CREDIT CARD IS ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO GOATSE.CX] Sixteen! Girlfriend! Thank the lord for alcohol! Finger fuck! Pussy lick! Titty wank! Little prick! CareerÕs Advisor! Trying to give him help now! Fuck you! Communist! Suck my dick! Socialist! 18! YES MATE! Unemployed! YES MATE! Gap year! Gap year! Then to university! Now heÕs finally 21! Time to make another one! Baby! Baby! Blood on the doctor! By Sam Baron & Raph von Blumenthal Got any questions? You can post your thoughts on the forum, or drop us an email.

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