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Lyrics
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America – land of the free
America – home to you and me
Americaaaaaaa
I love youuuuu
Once upon a time a man named Christopher Columbus
Set sail in a ship to prove the world was not a rhombus
He discovered a land called A-Mericaaaa
And thank god he did, it is incredibaaal
I love you, my America
Land of the free
We can be whoever we want to be
We can love each other
Whomsoever we please
Unless you’re gay because then that’s kind of gross
America – I love ya
From the trailer park kid
To our leader G. Dubya
We Americans are the epitome of bravery
Who else would have fought a war so as to maintain slavery?
Yes, I’m talking bout the civil war
Trying to keep the black man down since 1864
America – land of democracy
Pushing boundaries
Of illiteracy
Americaaaaaaa
I love youuuuu
I was shot in the face by the VP Dick Cheney
I wept with pride like I was back in NagaZAKI!
I was shot in the balls like Abraham
Then he did my up the ass like back in Vietnam
We’ve a Federal Government that began in a barn
Now we’re dropping bombs on huts in Afghanistan
Equal opportunities: G.I. Joe and G.I. Jane
Soldiers getting married by the priest Saddam Hussein
Those darkies hate us big white guys
Our stars and stripes, our freedom fries
Daddy did not like those guys
We’ll make up 9/11 ties
Prisoners are starved at Guantanamo
Whilst back in the US we gorge on Oreos
You say we’re fat, I say we’re fine
I give you that assurance
It’s a shame we don’t have comprehensive health insurance
Who really cares?
..Not me, that’s for sure
I’m Mr. America
I love my country to its core
US life is 24/7
It’s a compuglobal metro heaven
Wall street runs all night and day
Greed is good, Tom Cruise is gay
Travolta got lost and so did Chuck Norris
The former in Gibraltar and the latter in a forest
Driving past billboards of girls in the nude
Trying to sell me a TV or some real fast food
McDonalds is offering super-sized portions
Condoleeza Rice is having an abortion
We don't have any reason for the war with Iraq
Bombs drop on three, lieutenant (ready?)
One, Two, Three -- let's rock!
America – land of the free
America – home of democracy
Home of ignorancy
Americaaaaaaa
By Sam Baron, Raph von Blumenthal and Alex Greenberg
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